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"IT’S my birthday! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYSELF’ said little sister to Clark!"

Then she hugged him.
It’s her birthday.

alice: mommy i picked these for you, will you please put them in a v-v-v… volcano? a vvv…olcano? a v…ase? in a vase? (Taken with instagram)

alice: mommy i picked these for you, will you please put them in a v-v-v… volcano? a vvv…olcano? a v…ase? in a vase? (Taken with instagram)

so, lucasfilm wrote star wars and indiana jones… so that must be why the same person is han solo and indiana jones?

Clark (4 years, 7 months)

alice wakes up at 5am clearly having a nightmare. i go and she sobs, ” I lefff my badsee beeah et target!”
“you left your… busy bee? at target?”
“noo! i lefff (sob) my BEARDSEE BEEARH at taarrrggeet!”
“your bearenstein bear?”
“yeah… whiff peenk ohferalls!”
“your bearenstein bear with pink overalls? you took her to target? and forgot her there?”
“yeah. yeeahh… (sob)”
“sweetie, that was a bad dream. she is in your desk. you want me to find her?”

I easily find her in the top drawer and hand her over.
“here, Alice!”
“mama? i need to checkensee if she has peenk offeralls.”

check. giggles. relief.

clark: how come the stormtroopers and the guys with helmets that look like fingernails are on the same side but in this one they keep shooting each other?

me: uh, ask daddy

oops, uh, i spilled some of your drink on me. but that’s okay cause you can just get a new body from the body store. if yours gets ruined with pop.

alice drinking la croix

"But who is this dolly mama? What is her name? WHO IS this dolly? I’m just gonna call her Hello Kitty." (Taken with instagram)

"But who is this dolly mama? What is her name? WHO IS this dolly? I’m just gonna call her Hello Kitty." (Taken with instagram)

we were totally out of food so Luke stopped at the store. he came home with corndogs. the kids didn’t know what to think. “i like my… Popsicle,” Alice said. “my Popsicle is like a hamburger!” (Taken with instagram)

we were totally out of food so Luke stopped at the store. he came home with corndogs. the kids didn’t know what to think. “i like my… Popsicle,” Alice said. “my Popsicle is like a hamburger!” (Taken with instagram)

Birthday boy story! Today another preschool mom said her daughter talked about Clark a lot over break. I asked what kinds of things she said about him and the mom said,”She said he wiggles in his chair a lot. And that he gives her his garbage.”  (Taken with instagram)

Birthday boy story! Today another preschool mom said her daughter talked about Clark a lot over break. I asked what kinds of things she said about him and the mom said,”She said he wiggles in his chair a lot. And that he gives her his garbage.” (Taken with instagram)

"IT’S my birthday! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! ‘HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYSELF’ said little sister to Clark!"

Then she hugged him.
It’s her birthday.

alice: mommy i picked these for you, will you please put them in a v-v-v… volcano? a vvv…olcano? a v…ase? in a vase? (Taken with instagram)

alice: mommy i picked these for you, will you please put them in a v-v-v… volcano? a vvv…olcano? a v…ase? in a vase? (Taken with instagram)

so, lucasfilm wrote star wars and indiana jones… so that must be why the same person is han solo and indiana jones?

Clark (4 years, 7 months)

alice wakes up at 5am clearly having a nightmare. i go and she sobs, ” I lefff my badsee beeah et target!”
“you left your… busy bee? at target?”
“noo! i lefff (sob) my BEARDSEE BEEARH at taarrrggeet!”
“your bearenstein bear?”
“yeah… whiff peenk ohferalls!”
“your bearenstein bear with pink overalls? you took her to target? and forgot her there?”
“yeah. yeeahh… (sob)”
“sweetie, that was a bad dream. she is in your desk. you want me to find her?”

I easily find her in the top drawer and hand her over.
“here, Alice!”
“mama? i need to checkensee if she has peenk offeralls.”

check. giggles. relief.

clark: how come the stormtroopers and the guys with helmets that look like fingernails are on the same side but in this one they keep shooting each other?

me: uh, ask daddy

oops, uh, i spilled some of your drink on me. but that’s okay cause you can just get a new body from the body store. if yours gets ruined with pop.

alice drinking la croix

"But who is this dolly mama? What is her name? WHO IS this dolly? I’m just gonna call her Hello Kitty." (Taken with instagram)

"But who is this dolly mama? What is her name? WHO IS this dolly? I’m just gonna call her Hello Kitty." (Taken with instagram)

we were totally out of food so Luke stopped at the store. he came home with corndogs. the kids didn’t know what to think. “i like my… Popsicle,” Alice said. “my Popsicle is like a hamburger!” (Taken with instagram)

we were totally out of food so Luke stopped at the store. he came home with corndogs. the kids didn’t know what to think. “i like my… Popsicle,” Alice said. “my Popsicle is like a hamburger!” (Taken with instagram)

Birthday boy story! Today another preschool mom said her daughter talked about Clark a lot over break. I asked what kinds of things she said about him and the mom said,”She said he wiggles in his chair a lot. And that he gives her his garbage.”  (Taken with instagram)

Birthday boy story! Today another preschool mom said her daughter talked about Clark a lot over break. I asked what kinds of things she said about him and the mom said,”She said he wiggles in his chair a lot. And that he gives her his garbage.” (Taken with instagram)

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