me: do you want turkey on your sandwich?
clark: yep. hey wait. turkey? it’s… turkey? it’s a dead animal??
me: um… yep.
clark: are you KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
me: you don’t have to eat it honey, you can just have cheese if you want. it’s up to you.
clark: i hate eating dead animals.
me: that’s just fine, i’ll give you cheese
clark: no no no, uh, i mean, i want turkey too. it does taste pretty good.
he ate the meat and left the bread and cheese.
me: do you want turkey on your sandwich?
clark: yep. hey wait. turkey? it’s… turkey? it’s a dead animal??
me: um… yep.
clark: are you KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
me: you don’t have to eat it honey, you can just have cheese if you want. it’s up to you.
clark: i hate eating dead animals.
me: that’s just fine, i’ll give you cheese
clark: no no no, uh, i mean, i want turkey too. it does taste pretty good.
he ate the meat and left the bread and cheese.
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